.o3 - Boredom causes me to find memes.
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Pick one entry off the first page of results.
Q: Type in "[your name] needs" in Google search.
"Christina needs a big family..." (No, I really don't haha.)
Q: Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search.
"Christina looks so young and pretty..." (Aww, ty Google ;) )
Q: Type in "[your name] says" in Google search.
"christina says hi" (Yes, I do. Hi!)
Q: Type in "[your name] wants" in Google search.
"Christina wants to cut your hair." (Haha.)
Q: Type in "[your name] does" in Google search.
"Christina Does A Britney" (No, I still have all my hair, but I have dyed it blonde.)
Q: Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search.
"Christina HATES pants!!!!!!!!!!!!!" (Apparently so. Auto-complete came up with 'Christina hates Lady Gaga' but I stuck to the first page.)
Q: Type in "[your name] asks" in Google search.
"Christina Asks Judge To Throw Out Divorce Papers" (Erm...)
Q: Type in "[your name] likes" in Google search.
"Christina likes to go for walks, especially after she paints her face so nicely..." (I do like walking.)
Q: Type in "[your name] eats" in Google search.
"Christina eats 3/4 of a pizza." (No, I'd eat the whole thing haha.)
Q: Type in "[your name] isn't" in Google search.
"Christina isn't trying to be GaGa" (Haha, I'm really not.)
Q: Type in "[your name] doesn't" in Google search.
"Christina Doesn't Want To Meet Up With Her Father" (He's in the room next to me, I don't have much choice.)
Q: Type in "[your name] will" in Google search.
"Christina will be back better than ever." (I had to cheat slightly because the only things on the first page was Aguilera lyrics!)
Q: Type in "[your name] shall" in Google search.
"Christina shall dye her hair PINK." (I have enough trouble getting it to go blonde, nevermind pink.)
Q: Type in "[your name] never" in Google search.
"Christina never betrays our great expectations!" (:D)
Q: Type in "[your name] loves" in Google search.
"Christina Loves Reading Erotic Novels" (No comment ;) )
Q: Type in "[your name] needs" in Google search.
"Christina needs a big family..." (No, I really don't haha.)
Q: Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search.
"Christina looks so young and pretty..." (Aww, ty Google ;) )
Q: Type in "[your name] says" in Google search.
"christina says hi" (Yes, I do. Hi!)
Q: Type in "[your name] wants" in Google search.
"Christina wants to cut your hair." (Haha.)
Q: Type in "[your name] does" in Google search.
"Christina Does A Britney" (No, I still have all my hair, but I have dyed it blonde.)
Q: Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search.
"Christina HATES pants!!!!!!!!!!!!!" (Apparently so. Auto-complete came up with 'Christina hates Lady Gaga' but I stuck to the first page.)
Q: Type in "[your name] asks" in Google search.
"Christina Asks Judge To Throw Out Divorce Papers" (Erm...)
Q: Type in "[your name] likes" in Google search.
"Christina likes to go for walks, especially after she paints her face so nicely..." (I do like walking.)
Q: Type in "[your name] eats" in Google search.
"Christina eats 3/4 of a pizza." (No, I'd eat the whole thing haha.)
Q: Type in "[your name] isn't" in Google search.
"Christina isn't trying to be GaGa" (Haha, I'm really not.)
Q: Type in "[your name] doesn't" in Google search.
"Christina Doesn't Want To Meet Up With Her Father" (He's in the room next to me, I don't have much choice.)
Q: Type in "[your name] will" in Google search.
"Christina will be back better than ever." (I had to cheat slightly because the only things on the first page was Aguilera lyrics!)
Q: Type in "[your name] shall" in Google search.
"Christina shall dye her hair PINK." (I have enough trouble getting it to go blonde, nevermind pink.)
Q: Type in "[your name] never" in Google search.
"Christina never betrays our great expectations!" (:D)
Q: Type in "[your name] loves" in Google search.
"Christina Loves Reading Erotic Novels" (No comment ;) )